narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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sharkodactyl:

like sarah? is that gay enough for you, aldous?
sharkodactyl:

like sarah? is that gay enough for you, aldous?

sharkodactyl:

like sarah? is that gay enough for you, aldous?

They’re teenagers, and teenagers like to act up. Mama not having any of it! - Emilia Clarke talking about her dragons

(Source: rubyredwisp)

mcqueeny:

I’m so emotionally drained that all I wanna do is drink, smoke, and have someone to make out with.

(Source: ellariasandd)

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

sexpends:

When someone asks about my love life:

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delphaguette:

captain-jaybird:

orphan black au where everything is the same except paul is played by natalie dormer

YES

(Source: sexy-fruit)

Nobody makes fun of Demi Lovato better than Demi Lovato

(Source: thoseopeneyes)

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell