falling for people you aren’t supposed to #justdelphinethings
feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
are they just using her for everything now
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
in 5th grade for thanksgiving we all wrote what we were thankful for and everyone said like friends and family and I said my gamecube
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are all included in this solar system necklace. Don’t hold the whole world in your hands. Hold the entire solar system around your neck. Hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.
'Girl picking up girls'
everyone needs to watch this!
This is great.
”Can I get your number?”
”… I´m… ahm no i can’t, i mean, i don’t have… you know. Sure why not”
Hahahahahahaha omg I’m
Literally laughing so hard! Mad props to this girl!
when someone cute calls you cute
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.